Knife hand

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!

My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.

by Devildaughter03 November 1, 2021

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.

The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.

Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.

by king of uranus August 20, 2025

Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022

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by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 9, 2025