SHIT A DICK

1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.

2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.

3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.

4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.

1.) "SHIT A DICK! THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT ME OFF! GO GET AIDS FUCKFACE!"

2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"

3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"

4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."

by Bloodgoose April 23, 2009

Beaver Shit

A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.

Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.

by Grundle123 February 25, 2009

Shit-ton

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.

You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>

by Blindstar July 5, 2014

Gang Shit

Those rich kids that wears a bootleg rap shirt and air jordan 1 that thinks listening to trap music will make them act like a gangster

That fucking kid thinks he is very Gang Shit just because he wears Travis Scott shirt and a fucking air jordans while listening to the rapcaviar playlist

by p1zzadance July 18, 2021

queen shit

Same as king shit, only female.

That little tramp thinks she's queen shit.

by Mark February 16, 2005

shit rainbows

The description of a super happy, peppy, annoying individual- having the gall to always smile, offer inspirational words in even in times of obvious tragedy. When faced with such an individual, you will have the overwhelming desire to punch them in the face! They are soo unbelievably happy all the time, they MUST shit rainbows!

" I just got fired and my Grandmother died. This is a horrible day! I just want to crawl in bed and hide from the world."

"Really? I just lost an arm in a freak vending machine accident. But the sun is shining and the birds are singing! What a wonderful day!"

"Omg- are you effin' kidding me?! Do you shit rainbows,too?!"

by Aquanetta Chilipepper April 7, 2010

Ape Shit

Someone who goes completely "Ape Shit" over something means that someone goes completely crazy over this object, person, place or thing.

"Dude, did you SEE that?" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.

by ~ChickenHead~ July 8, 2010