Pipe King

Someone who pipes so much that he is the pipe king. Elite level piper. Deserves all the respect in the world.

Joe: Yooooo did you see Mark hooked up with that baddie??
Bob: Yeah bro, he's the pipe king!

by mistaflames1996 March 31, 2021

Kerry King

Buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"

Person 1:Did you see Slayer's guitarist Kerry King?
Person 2: yeah, I think buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"

by CryptWalker13 August 1, 2020

Nonchalant King

Lance.

Have you seen Lance, the Nonchalant King?

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Burtonsville Kings

A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.

Did you hear about the Burtonsville Kings that came in this morning? They broke the toilet again.

by Laurelalld@y September 20, 2021

cuckolberry king

A cuckold, typically Millenial who enjoys watching his girl get dicked down by dudes who are real men.

Also known as needle dick the bug fucker

Cody, the cuckolberry king, watched his girlfriend take off with another dude while he was at work

by 3d1technology December 10, 2017

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019

cis-king

When you're extremely sure of your identity and have no issues with expressing so. Often portrayed as very masculine and tends to enjoy hanging with bros.

That guy sure is a cis-king.

by cis-kingen December 14, 2016