Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 02, 2019

Second hand cringe

When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).

“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

Proji-hands

When u unknowingly have a collection of random objects from multi-tasking various projects in your hands.

PERSON 1:"Hey baby, why do you have a death grip on a razor blade, a marble, a rock, a can of chew, glue, a piece of cheese, a paint brush, a snake & a blue marker?"
PERSON 2: "Wow! I didn't realize I had a case of the PROJI-HANDS?!"

by DiGiTaLnDiZkO September 21, 2021

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 12, 2011

scoffed by the hand

To be forced to recognize a physical disability when it does not make any difference to you.

"the way she drops the hand on the table across from where you're sitting and stares at you to see your reaction makes me feel like i am being 'scoffed by the hand'"

by pie r squared September 25, 2022

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 03, 2019