Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them

Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass

by Básnik May 14, 2021

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

marine and gui

very cringe couple oh my god

oh my god they remind me of marine and gui

by juan-francesco March 28, 2018

Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual

Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.

by Bajiggle February 16, 2024

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024