Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Grease job

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Jimi Job

The epitome of the Trump Derangement Syndrome mental illness who posts worthless memes on 45 while scrounging off the welfare system

Jimi Job is at it again with TDS rage on sadbook

by skinhead mick July 20, 2024

Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"

Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"

by biglesbo September 3, 2016