THE D TOUT

The D Tout is the act involving an unattractive fat chick who tries to use an attractive males' inebriation as a vehicle to take advantage of him sexually. This usually doesn't happen when the male is just buzzed, this usually happens when he is blackout drunk.

Person 1 "How was your New Years Eve party? Did ya fuck with any hoes?
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"

Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"

by Bill Butterfield August 11, 2020

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

pain in d camp

A phrase used to describe an unfortunate, and funny events in life

"Mike I was gonna play apex last night but the current went bai, pain in d camp"

by Sabe154 July 21, 2019

D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo

“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”

by Ak lol September 10, 2021

R&D

Root & dash - a common practice utilised by fuckboys of Sydney.

The boys: Oi Jono how was last night?
Jono: yeh she was aight but probs will probs chuck a R&D

by ugdrays December 4, 2020

D-Pizlax

A new age term for the popular soda beverage Dr. Pepper.

Hey man, could you go and grab be a D-Pizlax from the fridge?

by Voxtastic August 2, 2010

D-policing

Telling a male how to use his reproductive organ or who to date.

Please stop d-policing me! I can date whoever I want. The guys friends were d-policing his social life with rude comments of the women he chose to date.

by anonymous March 27, 2024