Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022

Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022

Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.

Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Cats

What started the internet.

Way back then,people went crazy over videos of cats.

by Xetral_Ghik November 25, 2018

A Pancake Cat

A pretty nice guy, who reads warrior cats like me! His name is Jimmy though, but hes still very cool.

"Hey A Pancake Cat, get online dude!!"

by Notufamgo February 20, 2021

Cat

literally satan but we still love them

Person 1: "My cat stood over my bed with a knife and almost set my house on fire but hes adorable!"

Person 2: "I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM OMG!"

Person 1: "He's so fluffy!"

by frogsarereallyyummy June 12, 2022