Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

Cat

Not a dog, that's it.

My cat was sitting on top of the Burj Khalifa.
My cat was chilling on the Himalayas.

by NunoLava1997 June 21, 2017

cat cage

Soggy hairy pussy

She's got a proper dirty cat cage

by Fitza July 5, 2017

people with cats

Lonely and don’t have friends to hang with

Hahahaha people with cats

by ASDSADS October 31, 2017

Cat bowl

A sex act. The act of a partner cumming in a bowl and having the other partner licking it up, meowing like a cat.

"My wife wanted to roleplay so I had her be a cat. She enjoyed a wicked cat bowl!"

by Big money salvia October 31, 2017

sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.

Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.

by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017

asian cat

Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car

Me and the Chinese girl did the Asian cat.

by BillCosbyFather November 1, 2017