Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

Nut juggling thunder cunt

A girl that is a bitch/hoe/slut/Boppa at your lunch table and or work place. Has a great body from the feet up with either blond or brown hair. Wears extensive earings and lives in a gated community.

Wow that girls hot! (Freind1) Naa man that girls at Nut juggling thunder cunt, she sits at my lunch table. (Friend2) Oh thats a shame. (Friend1)

"At lunch table" Dude did you see the new Tosh.o last night?(Friend1) Omg why would you watch that show!(Nut juggling thunder cunt)

by nutbustn69 April 29, 2011

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

by Coughee November 23, 2021

Let my nuts hang

To not care, to be able to let your Guard down, to not give a fuck , be good in your hood

Aye yo blood, we don’t check in nowhere. I don’t roll wit 50 niggas blood, I let my nuts hang .

by Ahahshshsbhx May 20, 2018

get off my nuts

used when someone is being annoyed

Loser kid-"hey i called you like 12 times last night and you never answered"
Cool kid-"would you get off my nuts already"

by JSanchez February 24, 2008

deez nuts on your chin

Used when you do not like a statement someone has just given

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, shut up
Guy 2: How about I put deez nuts on your chin

by Zon2001 December 12, 2015