Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Lego Hand

To make a Lego hand to choke someone

Amy Lego handed Ethan
Amy is a mean Lego hander

by Ethan D'Souza April 12, 2021

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

Long Hands

Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.

1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.

by sharerainbows March 3, 2023

rock hands

rock hands means you are deeply in love with me

“i use the rock hands because i am deeply in love with you”

by plant_die May 8, 2022

try/catch these hands

When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.

How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?

by NiggaFarage July 6, 2023