Beat the Brakes off

The act of plowing a chick really hard.

Da Money:"Man I would totally Beat the Brakes off that shit!"
RoQ:"Shyeah!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

the gooks of hazard

a swift tv show involving jet-li and some other slant eyed fellows doing crazy stunts in tokyo (with their toyotas and hondas.......... they usually just use their nos powered roller skates

the americans wont have any trouble seeing us with their big american eyes

by scott wakeling April 11, 2003

the man of your dreams

Every little girls fantasy, a dangerous misconception that one person can save you from yourself. It is dangerous to assume that they are your soulmate because darling, because a knight in shining armour has never had their armour tested. Do not trust your fifteen year old self idea of true love, they are just a fantasy man.

The man of your dreams was tall, smart and charming. Charming does not mean shit unless they are compassionate.

by Neo Astarte June 18, 2014

The Queen of England

The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc

The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.

POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"

When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"

Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

two for the pink one for the stink

see shocker

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.

"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."

by AngelicMalice April 8, 2005

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005