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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...
Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.
by PeteShMeat July 19, 2017
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Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.
I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday
by AAustinMega October 2, 2019
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flower meat

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit
by fritz aber March 15, 2014
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the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
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Meat Sweats

When you have sweat in your meaty areas of your body
"You look like you just jogged for 8 miles man!"
"Yeah, I even have the Meat Sweats"
by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018
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