Strum Job

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
by The Diddly September 30, 2021
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Inside Job

Beating your meat inside the vagina of a girl, resulting in both fisting and penetration at the same time.
Girl: baby, what are you doing, that feels so great?!
Boy: I'm simply giving you an inside job
by BigGrinder August 14, 2022
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Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.
He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time
by jondich January 20, 2021
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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.
steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.
by MasterCobra September 21, 2019
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Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.
"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"
by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013
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Dari Job

When dari has passion ed anal sex with an unsuspecting victim
That Dari Job really tore my ass open
by PEDOREDO May 19, 2017
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