dumb as a box of rocks

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.

You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!

by Hippy420Lover53 May 14, 2018

Rock

A slow or dumb action done by a person

He's such a rock, he thought syrup and pickles would taste good together.

by Amanuelzgreat September 8, 2025

Don’t Rock the Jukebox

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me

And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

rock and marty

The show where that one doctor got turned into a banaba

Rock and Marty made me contract T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

Ada Rocks Day

October 21st (northern hemisphere). The day when everyone must bow down and worship anyone named Ada. Acts of service and monetary donations are often offered from non-Adas to Adas.

It's almost Ada Rocks Day. Have you decided what you're doing for Ada M.? I bought Ada S. a month's supply of her favorite snack, Flaming Hot Cheetos.

by 'Sup duck? October 15, 2021

we play nothing but rock

What every local, censored, toilet and s&x humor, monster energy, wwe watching, motocross watching, monster jam watching, festival giveaway, rock/metal radio station.

102.3 we play nothing but rock

by Nascarfan2007 April 25, 2023