Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.

Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!

by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

Poop

brown stuff

Poop is brown

by bho310 July 26, 2020

Poop and Regroup

For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally

Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?

Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.

by murray0101 July 26, 2020

poop

it’s nasty shit that comes out of ur asshole

OMG my friend just had to poop!

omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?

wanna eat my poop?

poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!

oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!

if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist

by poopylover101 March 9, 2019