Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

Meat-nage a trois

A mega sandwich created by inserting a Wendy's crispy chicken deluxe sandwich in between the beef patties of a Wendy's double stack sandwich. Aptly named due to the sexual congress of Chicken, Beef, and Bacon that takes place in your mouth. Similar in theory to the McGangBang, but better due to the addition of BACON! The trifecta is completed.

Bro, I gotta drop a serious steamer, I just wolfed two Meat-nage a trois sanGwiches @ wendy's.

by DJ D Rail May 3, 2010

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Camel Meat

The same thing as a camel toe, except with a girl’s butt.

“Damn. That’s girl has some camel meat!”

by camelmeat12 January 1, 2021

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024

Meat Sweats

When you have sweat in your meaty areas of your body

"You look like you just jogged for 8 miles man!"
"Yeah, I even have the Meat Sweats"

by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018