Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.
Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off
by 623crew March 13, 2021
h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.
z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.
z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.
by ktoto August 03, 2009
A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”
by TardoTheAssClown December 06, 2023
by Yonddj December 01, 2020
Most of the women in young adult groups are attractive, kind of hot, and psych jobs.
I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.
I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.
by Source of Truth January 08, 2009
If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
by QuacksO August 14, 2024