your mom

the woman im fucking

i fucked your mom last night.

by daddyshrekuwu August 20, 2022

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(Son):Can I get a $20 Game. (Mom): Well what do you think I am made of money. (Son): Well Isnt That what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is often used as a joke when people say anything

Person a: ''What r u doing?'
Person b: 'Ur mom'

or \

whats on ur to-do list

ur mom

by UR..MOM.COM August 21, 2022

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022

Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom

Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom

by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022

ur mom

an answer for everything and anything. Every middle school boy says it and thinks its top tier humor.

Kid: What are you doing
Middle school boy: UR MOM

by McKinley, August 29, 2022

Your mom

Got em

Your mom is gay

by A GHuijdwi0h9un53riw0efb August 30, 2022