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Kactus Guy

Reminds me of that 1 Digimon. Jokes aside, a lucky guy. And is a pleasant guy to have around with.
Kactus Guy, I choose you.
by PatrickMat March 9, 2022
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Omegle guy

An normally Armenian American who smokes too many blunts even though he isn’t black. Normally wants you to swallow his cum.
I nearly got raped by an Omegle guy
by Lil English girl July 5, 2019
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That guy

1.(name) is just that guy!
by i’m that guy March 11, 2021
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Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.
Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf
by Sicariuss July 3, 2021
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3 guys in a tent

3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.

The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
by HotKidMan August 28, 2021
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guy in a car

good
ol’ friendly danish discord man. he will be very accepting and nice towards you. he will either hate ur music or love it, no inbetween. sometimes horny.
guy in a car can step on me any day
by bunvity November 23, 2021
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