contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

FISH

A slippery poop the came out with corn

Dude 1: Bro come look at my fish

Dude 2: Thais a poop with corn in that looked like it came out slippery.

Dude 1: Yah a fish.

by YourBadkid October 17, 2019

fish of deans

The collective noun for a group of deans.

"I'll be presenting to a fish of deans at my meeting at NYU."

by Glasscup February 13, 2024

Fish Coverup

When elderly women don't take baths every day, they cover up their fishy smelling cootchy with rank perfume that can be smelled from a mile away.

watermelonisha: my grandma uses fish coverup when she doesn't wash her cootchie good enough for a few days. she masks the smell with a dab of her perfume...........on every inch of her body hoping no one notices.

by cootchy cutter May 10, 2013

fish and mayo

fish and may means when you have sex with a girl whos part smell like fish where you cum on her part and lick it off

hey bro have you had fish and mayo

by theWise69 May 11, 2024

Fish Finger Butty

Out of the pink, into the stink

Oi Stacey do ya want a fish finger butty later ya dirty so and so

by vorgenah November 14, 2020

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023