When a man attempts to shoot his cum in a woman's mouth, but the man is 20 feet away from the woman and at a social event such as a tailgate.
by Austin Corn November 09, 2015
A person who has done something generally rude or mean.
A name used in a situation where you are telling someone off in the meanest way possible.
A name used in a situation where you are telling someone off in the meanest way possible.
he is such a herpes infested cum bubble!!
by ATL ROX! May 15, 2011
That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com
Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.
by StephenDaedalus November 24, 2008
An insult generally meaning a nasty, red-headed person who frequently masturbates and leaves no time to clean up the mess.
by cutiepie123 November 12, 2009
Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015
The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!
John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.
While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer February 19, 2011
when a guy cum shots in a girl's ass three times in a row, and then the girl farts and the cum flies all over the place.
by prostaho69 May 06, 2007