john

the name given to an ungrateful fuck who his girlfriend chantelle puts up with even though all he does is sleep,eat,shit, and repeat.

john is sleeping on the couch tonight.

by j0hn5wh0r3123 February 21, 2022

Johned

Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s

Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?

by TheFourz August 5, 2022

The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them

The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.

by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024

John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.

Random Person: John's a great kid.

by NotJohnR January 21, 2022

Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024

John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017