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The Urban Dictionary

The og of all dictionaries. Words used by men of culture, memers, weebs, depressed people, introverts, teens are contained in here. The website you are on right now is the Urban Dictionary. It was made for finding the definitions of words that are unknowned to boomers, millenials, the dicitonary itself. It is a place for words that were made by God himself to reside. This dictionary is mostly used by teens who are in a 'phase'.
Teacher: "you may use a dictionary to find the definitions for the words on the board."

Kid 1: "why not use the urban Dictionary?"

Teacher: *sweating intensifies*

Class: *stares at teacher*
by SomeRandomOtaku October 6, 2020
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A book with hundreds of pages of useful definitions of words that you might not understand.
Man 1: what does this word mean?”
Man 2: I don’t know.”

Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”

Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”
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Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?
Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website where by and large, misogynists and other pathetically fragile man-babies can attempt to change the definitions of words to bolster their penile-egos. A particularly horrendous example is mansplaining.
Admittedly I as a secure older male have not spent the time to thoroughly examine the entire listing of words as the disgusting dreck defining mansplaining sickened and saddened me to the point that I felt compelled to add this definition.
The definitions for mansplaining show Urban Dictionary's lack of validity.
by secureman December 17, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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urban dictionary

this site... yes this one... THE ONE YOUR ON DUMBASS
im going to look up the Slovakian traffic cone on urban dictionary even though jeff said i shouldnt
by fakename333442255385 November 30, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.
Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...
by Reeejae June 5, 2018
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