Douche Lube

Douche Lube is the worst insult to call someone. To be a douche lube means you weren’t even good enough to be called dick or dildo (which makes contact with a vagina). you’re not good enough to be called douche (a tool to clean a woman out in between a bunch of men). You are a douche lube, a tool a woman uses in order to clean herself out in betweeen men. AKA ultimate tool

“She only invites me over to talk after she breaks up with someone”

“Dude you’re her douche lube”

by alyyyx January 8, 2026

Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.

Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together

by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026

pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007

Dirty Douche

1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.

2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.

She is such a "dirty douche"!

Why are you being a "dirty douche"?

by Lilloopy1 December 16, 2008

Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.

Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.

by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009

La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010