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Going fishing with a spoon

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
by Boar1 April 16, 2024
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Fish

I caught a fish but its bitch ass slipped away. :(
by Ur mom.o April 17, 2024
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Fred The Fish

A name for a theatre kid who thinks that the Soviet Union is funny. Based on a small Styrofoam fish who is 4 inches long.
"Hey that kid is listening to the Soviet Anthem during our rehearsal!"
"He's totally being like Fred The Fish."
by Fredrick The Fish April 23, 2024
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Photo Fishing

The act of being in an engaging conversation and then immediately stopping to search your phone for a specific photo or video, either successfully or unsuccessfully, often times leading to a change of topic or the end of the conversation.
We were reminiscing about our time to Spain when we began sharing stories about drinking wine in La Rioja, then I killed the convo by unsuccessfully photo fishing for an embarrassing photo of us on the Camino.
by TKMountain April 25, 2024
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Flopity fish

Flopity fish is the name for a ingrown fingernail.
Herath: Asaiah why you have a flopity fish
Asaiah: Help me
by Sirsnifflesbottom April 29, 2024
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Star Fishing Lesbian

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.
Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian
by MsStoleYourWife April 30, 2024
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fishing for crappie

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
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