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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025
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November 2

Boy 1: Did you just see that kid just jump off his roof

Boy 2: Don’t worry it’s November 2
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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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November 2

Hey dude!
What?
It's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit
by aprettypanseualuwu November 1, 2021
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your_local_simp.2

Hey look i just got a follow from your_local_simp.2 on tik tok
by Rando personnn July 16, 2021
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chorale 2

The song in band class that you play over and over again on YouTube because you can’t remember how it goes. Or used to annoy a band teacher daily
“Guys I think we should listen to Chorale 2 again”
Band teacher-“why”
by Crybabytree February 25, 2022
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