Mom-gasm

When as a mother you walk into a room and see a chore was done without asking anyone to do it.

Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.

by Sailormouthsarah January 22, 2021

Your mom

The girl Jack is fucking

A: How’s your mom
B: She’s moaning really loud these days because of Jack

by N__word69696 January 23, 2021

Ur mom

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by porjifdjboixjp January 25, 2021

mom

made of money M.O.M.

“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”

by tookie lol January 25, 2021

Posty Mom

A mom who is obsessed with Post Malone.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Posty mom.

by girlmom2018 January 26, 2021

Ur Mom

When someones says "ur mom" They're probably saying that to feel awkward, but really the moms ugly asf.

"What time is it?" I said "Ur mom" said Karen. Really?

by Official_Unicorn January 28, 2021

Yo moms titties

Crack Cocaine

Sernando was smoking yo moms titties

by Sernando January 28, 2021