When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.
by chuckschuckles April 07, 2025
When Cryptocurrency BAN (Banano) pumps, Monkees are tempted to grab some quick potassium (profits) by selling their BAN bags.
However there are Monkees who have conquered their greed for potassium-profits and are unaffected by any pump. These Monkees keep hodling their BAN bags and these are called Monkees with MONKEE HANDS.
However there are Monkees who have conquered their greed for potassium-profits and are unaffected by any pump. These Monkees keep hodling their BAN bags and these are called Monkees with MONKEE HANDS.
by bananobanano May 07, 2021
An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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by d0m7n7ck August 22, 2020
The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.
by Fulgar April 09, 2017
a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"
by Mrwhippie7676 December 08, 2022