The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Rock-zoned

When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.

Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.

by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016

International Throw Rocks at Femboys day

March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain

"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"

by Tharlo21 December 27, 2023

Rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

The rocks block the rock-pee from the ceiling above.

by Sculkborn August 17, 2024

Kick Rocks

A less than harsh but still stern way to tell someone to fuck right off. Some have said it’s derived from military service when the enemy would hide land mines under piles of rocks, but there is no real evidence to support this.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I think I like feet.

Dude 2: Yo dude, go kick rocks.

by Yung Dragonfly August 3, 2024

Rock 'n Roll in her soul

Owning a bar, having tattoos, loving the 50s era style, riding a motorbike, and loving a good pair of boots.

She has Rock 'N Roll in her soul, because she owns a bar, has tattoos, loves the 50s era style, rides a motorbike, and loves a good pair of boots.

by Ethan Sails September 1, 2023

Monster on the Rocks

American beverage made by putting methamphetamine in a Monster energy drink, giving the drink a pop rocks texture and a heavier buzz.

"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"

"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."

"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"

by ItsCreegMan January 16, 2023