Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016

monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

by LaceySD January 17, 2018

Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.

Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!

by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013

Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 3, 2011

You Goddamn Monkey

A white man referring to a black man

White Man: look at that monkey
Black Man: What did you call me
White Man: I said You're a Goddamn Monkey You goddamn monkey

by monkeyboi69 April 18, 2023

monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023