New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015

World famous in New Zealand

A term coined by Kiwis which refers to something average that nobody else in the world gives a fuck about except New Zealanders,.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.

Man 1: Have you been to that obscure attraction in the rural obscure town?
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand

by anonymous March 27, 2021

New age tough guy

The new age tough guy- is a wanna-be man sitting in the passenger seat of his girlfriends car yelling derogatory statements from the safety of an enclosed vehicle at people they do not like.

PSA: although many in number. Not a significant threat due to worrying more about you than themselves. Most will die off due to lack of success and motivation.

That new age tough guy just called me a faggit from 100 yards away. They are always a safe distance away.

by WhatGoesUpMustComeDown November 4, 2015

New Jersey patty fold

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Discord new owner day

Every year, on December 11th, every owner of a discord server must transfer ownership to one of the members, no alts allowed

hell yea, tomorrow is discord new owner day, I think Jake is getting owner, he was liked very much by the owner

by pp pupu mmt December 10, 2020

Dropping the New Year's Ball

Masturbating on new years eve while trying to time your orgasm to 12:00:00 Midnight on January 1.

Jim: "Hey Bill, were you at the New Year's party?"
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."

by TheIngloriousTaco September 6, 2015

New Mexican Chile Popper

Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.

Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.

by LegendKiller23 June 7, 2020