Jail Bird Syndrome

A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.

Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.

Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.

by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011

Popular Girl Syndrome

The need to be associated (often sexually) with people of certain importance as to boost ones pathetic ego. Popular girl syndrome is not gender specific but can most commonly be found in males.

Male subject seeks sexual and emotional attention of a female that he has no attraction to due to his perception that her popularity exceeds his own. He totally has Popular Girl Syndrome.

by Cata-fuckin-lina May 26, 2011

empty bed syndrome

Feeling lonely when you're used to sleeping next to somebody but now you have to sleep alone.

Arturo broke up with his girlfriend and now at night he suffers from an acute case of empty bed syndrome.

by misskiki February 19, 2009

Magaluf Downer Syndrome

The horrible feeling you get when your back home after a holiday to magaluf

John: Dude i feel so depressed since coming home

Doctor Pete : you got Magaluf downer syndrome!

by Milic15 August 1, 2010

2$Bill Syndrome

A culmination of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and dyslexia on top of a troubled childhood and early exposure to Donkey Shows and the less attractive aspects of the African Congo. Some have stated that he may have multiple personality disorder, but that cannot be confirmed. Unfortunately being that fucked in the head leads to random attacks with ships that were never meant to be built in that number, and a raging case of priapism which required him to drain the excess blood from his member with a turkey baster. The final diagnosis is rendered when the subject begins paying for everything with 2 dollar bills.

At first we thought he was a normal kid, but then he started showing signs of 2$Bill Syndrome. He tipped the strippers with 2 dollar bills and kept making beastiality referances which made the entire grade school uncomfortable

by Google [bot] September 6, 2010

Short Worded Syndrome

Short Worded Syndrome can be used in conversations with someone on the internet and the person replies with for example "ok" "yes" "no" "bye" and nothing else. Come on, I can't be the only person that hates getting short replies. Therefore I have created a word for it!

Guy: Hey Jack, wanna play on Steam?
Jack: no
Guy: sws
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Guy: Hey Jack, wanna play on Steam?
Jack: no
Guy: short worded syndrome lol

by 0eAthePenis August 12, 2016

cockal tunnel syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

by drew 100 March 1, 2007