Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Johned

Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s

Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?

by TheFourz August 5, 2022

Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024

John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.

Random Person: John's a great kid.

by NotJohnR January 21, 2022

John

A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."

John is so basic.

by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023

John Tamonte' Twist

when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.

how you gone try to pull a John Tamonte' Twist on me/ It was my Idea!

by Tried!!! October 3, 2018

John depth

My man John

Yep it’s John depth

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024