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Go skate day

A Day where skaters all ditch school or work and go skate, they also draw peace signs or the front of their baord in aid of world peace.
Skater 1: Tommorow is go skate day.
Skater 2: Yeah were ditching school and going skating!
by Buckley September 28, 2007
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National Slap Day

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15
National Slap day means You gonna get slapped
by Itz_marbear April 12, 2019
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Good Dick Day

Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.

I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.

Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
by Siff Bachelor January 27, 2012
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Seventh Day Adventist

Christian group integrating intellectual experience in addition to the emotional experience sought after by other denominations. Observing old beliefs of protestant denominations. Valuing beliefs of early Christianity. Fastest growing religion in the US, and longest living people. Exists in the most countries.
Still observe the Saturday Sabbath, they visit friends/family, worship God, relax and refrain from buying; believing that Sabbath buying (making someone else work) takes away someone else's opportunity to relax. They will do work contributing/helping society: soup kitchens, work as doctors, nurses and police
Has no true governing body like other churches, believing God is the head, changes come about as a result of the actions of church as a whole.
Ellen White is a founder and one of history’s most published authors, translated into 150+ languages across the world. Some see her as a prophet; she states “I said that I did not claim to be a prophetess. I have not stood before the people claiming this title, though many called me thus… I am God's messenger, sent to bear a message of reproof to the erring and of encouragement to the meek and lowly.” Messiah, steps to Christ, the great controversy are popular. The writings often covered health/lifestyle, Leading Adventism to refine health care, opening sanitariums across the world, creating places of health, instead of death including Loma Linda Medical center, which started the human heart transplant program
Mark: hey what is that in your plate?

John: it's a vegan taco salad

Mark: wow! healthy! do you want to be like a doctor or something?

John: yeah bro, I wanna go to LLU!

Mark: woah! you're gunna have to study hard, wanna study for Ochem on Saturday

John: nah bro, I got plans

Mark: gotta work?

John: nope, i don't work on saturdays

Mark: what then?

John: might go to church and then go to the beach to chill with family and friends, why don't you come? it'll be good for your health!

Mark: hmm you sound like a seventh day adventist

John: I am
by Adventist July 24, 2012
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Fake Patty's Day

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.
I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!
by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011
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Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
by Jme9589 January 18, 2011
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A Bob Marley Day

A day which contains so little to do, that on MUST pay respect(To Bob Marley) the same way Sublime would: smoke at least two joints in the morning, and in the afternoon. Smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and than smoke two more.
Darell: Yo ma brudah, da stress ah da day is really settlin in mon.
Andre: Jah mon, how's about we be makin dis a Bob Marley Day ta ease da stress.
Darell: Jah.
by justcamiam July 19, 2010
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