A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
Get the Jobmug. a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
Get the better paying jobmug. Job is a boy's name. He is the most loving and Caring person. Honesty and Trustworthy are his character. He mostly likes to joke with his friends. He can easily socialize with anyone. He is very passionate and ambitious to his goals. He likes music and dancing. But sports are his top priority. When it comes to love, he loves unconditionally: every girl loves him!!he is every woman's dream. He does not cheat, he is loyal to his soulmate.
by Queen Sheebah February 12, 2022
Get the Jobmug. When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim
by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016
Get the Rim Jobmug. When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Get the Little Caesar’s Hand Jobmug. When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
by PJAficionado October 6, 2021
Get the Pussy Jobmug. fɪks fɒks ʤɒb
A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 13, 2024
Get the Fixfox jobmug.