Urbandictionary Editors 

People who take their time to edit out all the stupid definitions like name definitions or stupid blabber.

Bob: Wow, Urbandictionary editors sure are awesome.

Urbandictionary Editors by Thanks a bunch guys May 4, 2009

Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition 

Talk about an ironic daffynition...

I didn't even know about the Indonesia quake when I wrote earthquake test. "Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition."

Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition by Downstrike December 28, 2005

urbandictionary 

Why the hell would you search up the fucking name of the website. thats the STUPIDIST thing i have ever seen.

Friend: hey yo you should go to urbandictionary.com
You: okay looks like i will search the name of the website. :-|

urbandictionary by dontask:)668 January 24, 2022

UrbanDictionary.com 

A supersweet time assassin if you’re down to seeds and stems, laid off, lovelost and unable to get your shoulder rotator pins because of all the Covid creeps taking up hospital beds.

“Please honey,” said Dawna, “won’t you come fit your body in this comfy bed? I have the Astroglide warmed up just the way you like it.”

“No, darlin’, can’t,” is Max’s rejoinder. “My phone just charged. UrbanDictionary.com called, and you know the emotional fallout if I don’t obey.”

“I yelled out in my sleep, but it wasn’t a nightmare,” Miranda said, uncharacteristically calm. “It was an UrbanDictionary.com rabbit hole, and my brain slurped it up like warm potato soup.”

UrbanDictionary.com by Hifalutin! February 3, 2022

only definition on urbandictionary with no thumbs down

(n) something that everyone agrees with.

originated in Randolph, Massachusetts in a high school where everyone is obsessed with this sight.

person1: dude that science test was impossible!
person2: yea thats the only definition on urbandictionary with no thumbs down!
person1: yea!

only definition on urbandictionary with no thumbs down by american animal December 21, 2008

urbandictionary 

A place where 12 year old kids go to search words they don't understand like fag or boner. like a cheat to socially retarded kids

billy-what does fag mean?
bob-i don't know
billy-lets go search the urbandictionary!
bob-okay!!!

urbandictionary by abusedlemur August 15, 2010

urbandictionary.com 

noun

A website that is ironically mostly accompanied by suburban white people, because black people are often too busy creating slang, not defining it.

Suburban white guy 1: Dude, like, let's go on urbandictionary.com, and like, make fun of niggers!!!

Suburban white guy 2: Hell yeah dude!! like, fuck niggers!!

Black guy: Fuck you just say bitch?

(white guy 1&2 simultaneously pissing their pants): NOTHING!!!

urbandictionary.com by Javito_1 October 15, 2010