Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

fish

Fuck it shit happens

Men cheat as well as women, fish !

by _brittanyellen_ December 30, 2014

is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

fish stringer

A group of girls that you have not intention on actually dating, but you keep them around to look at them and bang every once and a while.

Dude! I just got this bitch I'm sexting onto my fish stringer!

by BWitts78 May 22, 2014

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 11, 2018

fish-bagging

Chugging beer from a large plastic bag.

People were shot gunning and fish-bagging at that party.

by brittanyhall October 15, 2017

Fish

The worst word known to a person!

Oh darn that’s one silly fish!

by Silly sil July 9, 2018