slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

slug penis by Muddee September 29, 2017

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Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

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The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

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Closely associated with peyronies disease.

Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni

Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.

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Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.

Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.

bald penis by Blazer351 September 26, 2018

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When someone cuts your dick into two. Someone might call it a snake tongue.

bi penis by Salt3boi December 15, 2018

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