Scoobs The Sesh God

Scoobs, is a fan of the sesh, legend has it, that on one of her extreme sesh's she was TAG TEAMED. gutsy.

Bro, i just tag teamed Scoobs The Sesh God with Cardinal Pell

by NiCHolas69420 March 26, 2019

Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."

1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"

by Walkers World April 19, 2022

God

A bad word

Karen: Oh my god Becky
Religious person: That's a bad word you need to go to jail

by Omgbeccaauhh November 28, 2020

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

God Gaming

When someone goes absolutely INSANE in a video game, often being a rare occurrence but leading to a huge morale boost to you and your team.

"Im on God Gaming right now"

by Poogaz July 29, 2022

God

Abrahamic Definition: In Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, it is believed that an entity that calls himself "God" created the universe and everything in it, and that he is omnipotent and omniscient. Christians specifically believe that he appeared on earth as a human being named Jesus, also known as the "Incarnation". He is also believed by Christians to be the Messiah. Jews believe that Jesus was not the Messiah, and that the real one will eventually arrive on earth.

General Definition: Any powerful or omnipotent/omniscient being in mythology. Religions can vary from being monotheistic (Christianity, Islam, judaism, etc.), and polytheistic (Hindu, Egyptian, etc.).

1. Christians worship God every Sunday.

2. Thor is the god of thunder.

by Yamalith August 30, 2023

Aventura God

A white high-school kid that drives their mom’s BMW or Tesla, has a TikTok haircut, and smokes nicotine. Typically Jewish.
“Playground Gangsters”

Lives in Aventura, FL

Look at those Aventura Gods in the Tesla blasting Pop Smoke

by Taytay123_ September 18, 2023