mom

A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or

B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines

Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom

by spencer_xo April 10, 2020

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020

mom

A good pearson oofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

mom i love you

by ToeTally-sparta April 13, 2020

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020

Stacy’s Mom

The mom of a girl in your class who you want to fuck.

Damn!! Stacy’s Mom is such a milf!

by Lil Bape Mask April 16, 2020

Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020