Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

by SimpCity December 15, 2019

fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast

"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."

by Geechy January 28, 2009

Fart on my balls

To sit around and do nothing

“I did nothing today but sit around and Fart on my balls”

by Lindchi March 22, 2022

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008

nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community

"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

by Gustav Andersen October 21, 2020

fart burger with extra shit sauce

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure

Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!

by godchef May 28, 2010

Tongue punch my fart box

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018