Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021

Corona Cock

The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock

Me: So I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021

Monster cock

The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet

He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy

by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021

thorn cock

A cock with horns like lil nas x

That dude got a thorn cock

by Yaboyja February 14, 2022

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

Cock snap

Alternative name for dick pics.

I'm sick of receiving unsolicited cock snaps!

by LighLigh February 24, 2022