It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.
Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.
by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023
Get the Cock a hooped mug.When a man drops his (hung) penis onto a surface (usually a wooden table), and it creates a satisfying *thud*.
by William T Shrapnell August 31, 2023
Get the Cock Drop mug.A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
Get the hide-a-cock mug.Like Schrödinger's cat, Schrödinger's cock is both big & small until it is seen.
Schrödinger's cock refers to a hidden cock being both the biggest penis and not the biggest penis in the room.
Once a cock has been seen by people in your orbit, it is no longer a Schrödinger's cock.
Schrödinger's cock refers to a hidden cock being both the biggest penis and not the biggest penis in the room.
Once a cock has been seen by people in your orbit, it is no longer a Schrödinger's cock.
Jimmy never showers at the gym, he's protecting his precious Schrödinger's cock.
Bob always acted such the Alpha Male, but since he lost his Schrödinger's cock we all know 'he aint all that'.
Ever since Glenn lost his Schrödinger's cock, the size queens won't leave him alone. Turns out he's hung like an elephant.
Bob always acted such the Alpha Male, but since he lost his Schrödinger's cock we all know 'he aint all that'.
Ever since Glenn lost his Schrödinger's cock, the size queens won't leave him alone. Turns out he's hung like an elephant.
by mr dash July 2, 2023
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Person 2: what?
Person 2: what?
by Macaspoobie July 3, 2023
Get the Cock swoggler mug."Reindeer Cock" (Norwegian: Reinsdyr Kuk) is a term occasionally used by certain individuals, primarily in Southern Norway, particularly in the city of Kristiansand, to refer to the Sami people. The Sami are an indigenous ethnic group residing in northern Norway, Sweden, Finland, and the Kola Peninsula in Russia. The region they inhabit is commonly referred to as Sapmi, Lappi, or Lapland.
The Sami people have a rich and diverse cultural heritage that spans across national borders. They have traditionally practiced reindeer herding and have a deep connection to the lands they inhabit. The term "Reindeer Cock" holds no linguistic or cultural significance within the Sami community, and it is considered derogatory by some individuals when used in reference to the Sami people.
The Sami people have a rich and diverse cultural heritage that spans across national borders. They have traditionally practiced reindeer herding and have a deep connection to the lands they inhabit. The term "Reindeer Cock" holds no linguistic or cultural significance within the Sami community, and it is considered derogatory by some individuals when used in reference to the Sami people.
Person A : I don't like Sami people.
Person B : Me neither, I hate those Reindeer Cocks.
Person A : Look there is one of those Reindeer Cocks right over there!
Person B : Let's go beat him up!
Person B : Me neither, I hate those Reindeer Cocks.
Person A : Look there is one of those Reindeer Cocks right over there!
Person B : Let's go beat him up!
by IGotNoGreencard July 14, 2023
Get the Reindeer Cock mug.Beer Pong formation. Where two cups are back to represent the balls and 2 cups forward from the middle to represent the cock.
Also there is a Barry wood formation. 2 cups as the balls and 3 cups as the shaft
Also there is a Barry wood formation. 2 cups as the balls and 3 cups as the shaft
Jane: I'll take cock and balls (as a rerack)
Tim:WTF did you say?
Christian:(just laughs)
Betsy:WTF is happening right now
Brad:(zips his pants back up)
Tim:WTF did you say?
Christian:(just laughs)
Betsy:WTF is happening right now
Brad:(zips his pants back up)
by PapaDiddyPop July 30, 2023
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