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Blue Command

Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!

Let's use Blue Command to do that faster

I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time
by Psychodata December 6, 2019
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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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Blue Goatee

when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.
he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)
by defnottim July 15, 2021
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the blue shirt of bliss

the new blue shirt that benedict cumberbatch looks mighty fine in. (inspired by a tumblr post.)
"OMG did you see the new episode of sherlock where he wears the the blue shirt of bliss???"
by danimcintyre03 February 1, 2017
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Blue Boots

Badge of honor bestowed upon someone that has had sex in a Porta Potty.
They hooked up in a Coachella Porta Potty during Beyoncé. They may have missed the Destiny’s Child Reunion but they earned their Blue Boots.
by Yeti Mn June 3, 2018
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The Blue Drink Effect

The effects of drinking a blue mixed drink, seltzer, etc resulting in memory loss, texting your ex, “i’m fine give me another shot”, hangxiety and more.
“I don’t remember sh*t from last night, but I found some girl’s panties hung on my door.”
“I told you not to drink that frat margarita, The Blue Drink Effect victimized you.”
by Ppixxie105 February 27, 2024
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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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