roof bear

A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof

My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear

by D Anny September 8, 2021

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moss_bear

My moot- and and a pretty swaggy lesbian ALSO GAY ASFFFFFFF

Me: Hey do you know moss_bear?
Dude: No
Me: They’re swaggy

by MOSS_BEAR IS SWAGGY September 9, 2021

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A nickname for the sweetest boyfriend EVER. A Bubby Bear is cuddly and funny. He usually plays league of legends in his free time but always has time to listen to you when you’re upset. Don’t play any IMessage games with him- after he learns the game he ALWAYS wins. He’s not too tall but he’s just the right height. He loves his family and his girlfriend too. Dads absolutely love him because he’s funny and loves sarcastic jokes- they are his forte. He never fails to make you smile even after a shitty day at work. He is VERY good at pleasing his significant other 🥵. He would drive 14 hours from New York to Georgia just to see you and surprise you at work. You typically meet him when you’re least expecting it and you’ll fall in love immediately. He’s a best friend and a greater boyfriend. He will be an amazing husband and definitely a great dad ☺️ He gives nothing but love, and affection for his girlfriend and he’ll do anything to make her happy. He’s truly one of a kind

Friend: What do you call your boyfriend as a pet name??
You: I call him my bubby bear 🥰

by Bunny1227 September 22, 2021

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dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin

“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”

by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

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