non gay gay friend

as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.

this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.
I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.
by anco bluzea November 23, 2010
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Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.
Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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If you have a best friend go kiss them on August 13 doesn’t matter if they a boy or girl
(bbf) what day is it?
(gbf) August 13
(bbf) okay well its National kiss a best friend day

lmao
by AstonCrush August 12, 2021
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Suck your friends dick day

Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf
by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 04, 2020
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white friend makeup too dark

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....
by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 02, 2014
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