The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

December 2

The day on which you were born but nothing else important happened.

Congratulations.

Added by Dia_The_Queen lol

My birthday is on the December 2 but no one cares

by DianaB:D October 16, 2019

2 Man Bunker

When two guys insert their dicks inside each other assholes at the SAME time.

They did a 2 man bunker last night.

by BonnerFart November 11, 2025

Guardians 2

Shorthand for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. AKA the best marvel movie. Fight me

"Sup loser, wanna go watch Guardians 2? Its hella good"
"Shut up gremora simp"

by imabigkidnowlolxd June 16, 2022

November 2

Annoy the fucking shit out of your guy friends day hehe >:)

hey dude!
what?
it's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit

by aprettypanseualuwu November 1, 2021

Counter-Strike 2

CSGO but wayyyyyyyyyyy worse. No operation has been released since its launched, matchmaking is infested with cheater and bots, subtick feels terrible, has insane null bind, and so on.

Counter-Strike 2 is nothing compareed to CSGO

by edranka August 21, 2024

2 finger special

when a girl finger herself with 2 fingers aka masturbating

jamie: I've been so stressed lately
sam: why don't you go do that 2 finger special wink* wink*

by thatellie69 May 8, 2022