WTF ?!?!? 

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

WTF ?!?!? by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

WTF (?) (!)

an acronym for "what the fuck", commonly used when one hears something that does not make any sense whatsoever or when one hears something that is so weird/random/uncommon that they feel they must say something equally random.

i say WTF to most things you say because they are so stupid.

WTF (?) (!) by invader abc September 8, 2005

WTF?

Stands for What The Fuck.

sexmister234: dude, i fucked up your mom last night! She makes my kinky!
WTFman3342: WTF?

WTF? by USSR December 11, 2003

wtf?

stands for "what the fuck"

Dusty: *randon question out of nowhere*

Me: wtf??!

wtf? by anime October 1, 2005

WTF?

short for what the fuck

*playing Halo* "WTF? n00b!!!" ~ almost every player on Halo

WTF? by Dirge January 30, 2005

wtf?! 

(phrase)

1. Used after becoming aware of an unbelievable or astonishing subject. Acronym for "What The F---?!"
2. In cases such as Amy the Slasher, it may also represent "Wells That Frequent?!" After one becomes aware of the well in her backyard she uses to dump her victims. The very notion of a well in a backyard prompts one to exclaim —— well, you know*. For more, see oh-so-convenient.


*Note: For those whose minds run at a lower rpm, that which one would exclaim here is not "Well, you know." Indeed, it is "wtf?!"

1. At the restaurant part of the date, Shannon complains to the waiter, "Waiter, there's tomato in my hair soup!"
Mike exclaims, "Wtf?!"

2. After seeing 138 wells along the countryside on the road trip, a frustrated Jason bursts, "WTF?!"

wtf?! by Nuclear Tank Factory March 11, 2009

WTF?

Also known as 'What the fuck?'

Man WTF?Get of the flo'!

WTF? by Allison The White Girl January 22, 2005