objet de wtf

An exceptionally strange item, typically vintage or antique and often with no practical utility, valued primarily for its bizarreness.

Plural: objets de wtf.

From French "objet" (object) and slang "WTF" (what the fuck).

Ellen's most prized objet de wtf is a plaster bust of Mr. T.

by RainbowVintage January 4, 2012

Wtf is this nerde shit?

Usually indicates that you do not know what something means. Could indicate hard math problems, magnets, or other things.

What are these numbers? I don't understand this! WTF is this nerde shit?!

by Kmlkmljkl October 22, 2011

OMG WTF HOW

1) When your ugly, less popular friend gets a boyfriend/ freind with benifits. 2) The phrase you say when your ugly friend gets hit on.

1) -Dude, did you hear that chick got a boyfriend?

-OMG WTF HOW

2) -That chick totally got laid.

-OMG WTF HOW

by JIMMY HELLER June 3, 2010

EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

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by the truth teller_ January 8, 2021

WTF RACIST

A saying when someone is saying or doing something racist.

Whenever Bailey was being racist, I said WTF RACIST.

by Bonified Stud June 17, 2016

WTF happened to the Floor?

A Phrase used By Squirtle from Pokemon Talk in "Episode #11 Vacation"
It's popularity increased so much it became an Mandjtv meme

Squirtle: WTF happened to the Floor?
Bulbasaur: Squirtle we talked about this litteraly 10 minutes ago...

by Crobat December 29, 2021

OMG! WTF, BMO!

Pronounced as oh-em-jee, wha-ta-fa (w-tee-eff would also be an acceptable pronunciation), ba-moe (or alternatively bee-mo) is a phrase used when three or more individuals line up to use a Bank of Montreal (BMO) ATM and the machine malfunctions. Generally the malfunction involves suddenly going out of service after dispensing part of the amount requested.

Person A: OMG! WTF, BMO!!
Person B: Did the ATM just go OMG! WTF, BMO!??!!
Person C: I think it did
Person A: Yeah, WTF BMO!!

by BadBMO July 28, 2010